snooked

Refers to an incident where a male punches a smaller, defenseless female in the face as in Snookie on the Jersey Shore show.

Dude, did you see how hard he snooked that girl?

Hey, Sally, I heard you got snooked the other night! Are you okay?

by jaydawg3000 January 8, 2010

Snooker

7g of Cocaine, or two 8-Balls

Let's get crazy and buy a snooker for the weekend!

by Lubki June 5, 2015

snookeroo

A person that continuously paints himself/herself into a corner. Self-inflicted "bad luck" follows them around. Left to their own devices, they will end up "snookered", sooner than later.

From the term "Snookered", which means "no way out" in the billiard game of Snooker.

He has had 7 careers in 7 years and his second wife just left him. The poor fellow is a Snookeroo.

by Snookeroo June 19, 2017

lucre snooker

Interjection by a 3rd party whilst in sales negotiations, resulting in a previously interested party refusing what is almost certainly the best life changing product and/or service they would ever invest in.

The financial equivalent of a cock block.

Also known as a dough blow, a bread shred, a buck shuck or a dinero interfero.

"I'd been on the phone for half an hour and she was ready to take the banana grater, fish juicer and cheese bat, along with extended warranty; she was just about to give me her card details when her husband got back and performed a lucre snooker. I got no bonus that day and had to eat from the trash."

by jivehoneyjive March 23, 2008

Snooked

When a man has had enough of a female run'n her mouth then turns around calmly and hits her in the face to put her in her place.

Can also be used in the context of Snookied.

Reference: Jersey Shore episode when Snookie gets laid out.

Woman your going to get Snooked If you don't watch your mouth.

Bitch is gonna get Snookied if she don't watch herself.

I Snookied the hell out of that bitch.

by StraightDumpinonthem101 January 30, 2010

snooker chunks

a term of endearment and affection on par with pookie and possum.

goodnight snooker chunks

by obrigado June 13, 2006

snooker

bigger than pool

its bigger than pool

by Adam Leedham March 26, 2004