snofusion

The state of befuddlement brought on by multiple and ever changing snow forecasts for a particular period of time leading to widespread panic and over purchasing of cheese.

Fresh from the weather desk: "There will be three feet of snow...no, wait....we meant three inches.....hang on....this just in....it's sunny and 70 degrees.....with a possibility of snow showers.....sorry for the snofusion....good news is we still get paid!"

by Gypsygrl January 26, 2015

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sniffster

snifster or sniffster verb, used jokingly or sarcastically to carry out an act of snifstering with dedicated interest by sniffing or smelling to acquire information like a dog reading smells of objects.
Spying in careless way.
unwelcome monitoring or harvesting information.

Defined as to smell:
My dog is a real sniffster (snifster).
That dog is lagging behind on every walk, snifstering every blade of grass.
Defined as to spy or to monitor.
Cookies from websites sniffstering one's moves on the net.
A suspect is sniffstered by the security.

by Boiliboiber September 1, 2018

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