snowpocalypse

Intense, "the sky is falling" reaction to predictions of a winter storm, frequently used in areas not accustomed to snow.

"Stay tuned for more details and what to expect from Seattle Snowpocalypse '08."

by The Gidge December 22, 2008

Snowpocalypse 2010

The brain damaging hype of a three foot blizzard affecting the southern maryland region that has reporters excited over mind numbingly routine tasks.

Snowpocalypse 2010 Coverage:

"This is so and so reporting from a huge mound in Chevy Chase!"; "People are walking!"; "People are outside drinking coffee!"; "She has on red boots and a backpack!"; "Driving is dangerous!"

by LowBrow February 6, 2010

snowpoker

Popular Canadian poker game played outside in the freezing cold weather and the last remaining player takes whatever is left of the pot.

Me and the boys are partaking in a game of snowpoker tonite honey...don't wait up.

by the_trapper August 15, 2006

Russian Snowplow

During sex, in the "doggy-style" position, the man pulls out the womans' arms out from under her. Thus, causing her to fall onto her chest. He continues while scooting her around the room.

Bitch, Russian Snowplow?

by Justis. January 9, 2010

snowploughed

The process whereby one's own plans are shunted aside to make way for what someone else wants to do. The offender's act(s) can often go unnoticed, and "snowploughed" can be uttered (most commonly as an interjection) to make them (and anyone else around who will listen) realise just how appalling their selfishness really is.

M: So you guys want to go to McD's?
All: Yeah, why not
(Enter S)
S: Let's all go somewhere completely different for lunch today!
All: Yeah, why not
M: *sigh* .. snowploughed

by MS March 27, 2005

snewspaper

the paper someone puts in front of them so no one can see they are sleeping

I am an expert with the snewspaper. I am yet to be caught napping at work.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Snewx

Snewx is a person who is very annoying. He is the kind of person who is only alive because he wants to haunt you after he dies, like he will constantly turn on and off lights randomly. he also has an oddly deep voice like he is on roids or something. He thinks he is tall but compared to any old muppet he is really short. He has no genitals so his manly hood is often taken into question, this man is not attractive at all and once tried to drink bleach.

Man I really don't want to bang Snewx he seems lame. The only way Snewx could get laid is if he got a pig really drunk.

by The Mr Muppet November 12, 2020