Justis.'s definitions

Baby Backfire

While a woman's giving birth, someone shoves his/her hand into her vagina, pushing the baby back into her uterus.

One: I was doin' this hooker, and she went into labor!

Two: Oh my god, what did you do?!

One: Baby Backfire.

Two: Good man.

by Justis. January 9, 2010

Russian Ice Pack

The act of ejaculating on your partner is sub-zero temperatures and letting it freeze.

It was 5 below and I gave the BIGGEST Russian Ice Pack.

by Justis. January 1, 2010

Pre-consumtion

The act of eating a woman out, during, directly before, or directly after giving birth to a child.

My wife went into labor last night, and she totally asked for pre-consumtion.

by Justis. January 1, 2010

Russian Snowplow

During sex, in the "doggy-style" position, the man pulls out the womans' arms out from under her. Thus, causing her to fall onto her chest. He continues while scooting her around the room.

Bitch, Russian Snowplow?

by Justis. January 9, 2010