Sneef

An erotic video featuring a *once in a lifetime* performance.
An utterance of annoyance.

That scene was sneef!
Sneef! I stuffed that one up!

by Wordup November 7, 2003

Sneef

A sneeze and a queef at the same time.

Oh my god did she just Sneef?

by Somebody that you used to kill July 25, 2014

Sneef

To sneeze and queef simultaneously

Barf keeps sneefing everywhere. It's fucking disgusting.

by shellcraker2012 March 7, 2016

Sneefe

To sneeze and queef simultaneously to where it releases vaginal juice.

If you sneefe and make a mess on the floor, you clean it up!

by Genius114 April 23, 2018

sneef

Sniffing of the toe pits. Inhalation so deep that you can feel the air between your toes.

That sneef was exactly what my foot needed. When my girlfriend was done sucking my toes she finished with a sneef.

by funkmasterjes August 26, 2013

sneef

An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.

"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*

by talala December 14, 2008

Sneef

A verb that describes the 2 part act of: 1) person 1 placing their nostril on person 2's anus then 2) person one draws in air through their nose ("sniffs") as person two farts ("beefs"). Its a cross between a sniff and a beef. Hence "Sneef"

Remember when Rob sneefed Peter at the company party? I almost ralphed!

by Plashdog August 20, 2014