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Snake Skin Suprise

A Snake Skin Surprise or The Dirty Snake Skin is when you amass a collection of used condoms, preferably used during anal sex, and then you leave them in strange unsuspecting areas.

A Snake Skin Surprise is best when it is a subtle suprise, so instead of putting the snake skin in the bathroom sink you should put it in a box of cotton swabs, or underneath a box of razor blades.

Other good spots to leave a Dirty Snake Skin are: behind a TV, underneath couch cushions, in glove boxes, toothpaste drawer.
Why the hell is this there a Snake Skin in my sock drawer?

Snake Skin Suprise
by K1LL_4_FUN March 17, 2011
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Snake skin watercraft

A piss filled condom used as a dildo mostly favored at lesbian parties.
Aw dude did you see those 2 lesbos going at it with that snake skin watercraft?!
DUDE THATS NASTY MAN!!
by watthefrukbitch January 8, 2010
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snake skin wrist watch

When a male wraps his penis around his wrist.
dude check out my snake skin wrist watch (whips out his dong and wraps it around his wrist)
by epic didamys March 14, 2010
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snakeshit

1. To go snakeshit means to go entirerly out of control.
1. Those fans went snakeshit when their team won.
2. I'd go snakeshit if I won the lottery.
by steve.. July 19, 2007
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White Snakeing

The act of opening a friend/coworker/whatever’s browser on their computer and pulling up an image/website of choice while they aren’t looking, or are out of the room. However, this is typically done with a picture of a White Snake, hence the name. This is usually a harmless prank, but one can pull up lemonparty.org or the likes if they choose.
Hold up brodie, gotta grab a snack”
*Comes back to a picture of Mike Wazowski*
“You white snakeing son of a bitch.”
by Facialface February 24, 2020
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snakeing

to snake is to perform acts of varying degrees of scandalousness on someone. to most people, to snake is to tap your foot against the ankle of someone else. however, snakeing is an ever changing verb, and cannot be defined. so at any given moment, doing whatever action, you may be snakeing. yes, scary, but true.
"i wanna snake you all over the mall" OR MAYBE...
"god you're hot. can i snake you right now?" PERHAPS...
"let's do some snakeing now."
by rufuss888 January 9, 2008
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Snake Skin

The act of masturbating upon a public toilet seat and then using your finger to spread it thinly and covertly around the entire lid. Once dry, the semen will crack and buckle, appearing as if a snake molting its skin.
Oh my gawd Becky, I just peed upstairs and my skin is burning!!

Oh no! Jb laid a snake skin up there earlier!
by Jbizzle~ April 14, 2017
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