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skatepark

A place were bikers, skateboarders, and rollerbladers like myself go to skate when its 2 cold outside to street skate, or when we just wanna mess around on ramps
(Guy)- Yo its freezing out here, lets go to the skatepark and ditch this rail for now
(OTher Guy) -Ya, seems like a good idea
(Other guy *2) Na id rather freeze out here and die
by Razor_Amature March 27, 2005
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skateparkhoes

stupid ass bitches who fuck up ur skating and u want to beat there asses or hot ass bitches with big tits
by chris mcgown August 9, 2003
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Boy on Maltby skatepark

A small child, around 11 years of age, wearing his trousers low acting gangsta, only to realise he was wearing no underwear.
Man, look at that kid. He's so gangsta he's not wearing underwear!

He's just a boy on maltby skatepark
by Nickinnit April 23, 2009
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Farnham skatepark

Farnham “nam” skatepark is a facility located in central Farnham, Surrey. It is a hotspot for daytime binge drinkers and drug addicts. You will often see a man in a purple beanie most commonly drinking out of a 3 litre bottle containing of white cider.
Yo blud, you got a spare riz and fiz? Nah fam go Farnham skatepark
by Jdshdvhsbsvx July 10, 2019
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Snakeward

A Socially awkward person, usually with features such as chicken leg like hands and pale white skin because they have never seen the sun before. Usually seen slithering between groups until it finds the perfect one too settle down in and bury its snake meat into the ear of an unsuspected victim which he will then taint them with the venom of his awkwardness which would then lead the victim to develop such symptoms as long tongue, scaly skin, the uncontrollable urge to lean over shoulders and sniff necks. you must be very cautious and prepared when approaching or approached by the "Snake" as they could easily catch you off guard by inserting said tongue into ear.
Snakes are usualy prone too stayng indoors untill once a year they gather at a mythical place called "MineCon" where the snakes will gather together and rejoyce about their lord and savior know too all by Gaben.
Who is that guy following you around?
Oh him? He is just a Snakeward don't worry just don't look at him and he wont slither over too you
by Jamal Niglet March 14, 2015
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Snakefarting

Sticking a snake up your ass then sharting it back out.
Dude you know what I did with Linda last night? Let's just say she was Snakefarting all night!
by DickKickem101 April 28, 2017
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Skatepark hog

Annoying kids who sit on the ramps of skateparks (normally in big groups) just to make sure that no one else can use them.

These people are wastes of space and do not contribute to society, if you see one at your local skatepark, you should do a rock to fakie over the coping bar where they are sitting and crush their nuts. If you are using a BMX, you could put their head through your handlebars and do a barspin to snap their stupid necks.
Skatepark hog: BAD BUNNYHOP BRUV

Skatepark user: okay retard
by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020
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