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Climate Spactivist

Sour faced entitled adolescent, scowling bogus scientific 'facts' in the name of saving the planet.
'As the insufferable Greta traversed the planet burning tonne upin tonne of aviation fuel, she remained oblivious that her fart sniffing, piss drinking life as a climate spactivist had sealed her fate.

'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.
by Herbie Dongsporran February 14, 2023
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slacktivity

Engaging in lazy or fun activities in a purposeful way.
My Christmas break slacktivity will be watching every Scorsese film in chronological order.
by CharlieFatCat December 9, 2013
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Slacktivists

Slacktivists are people who participate in tweetstorms (online) or stand outside in the streets and parks (IRL) screaming for change. These people think they can change the world by holding up cardboard signs. Slacktivism has as much chance of changing Wall Street's ways with Occupy and Anonymous signs as professional wrestling fans do of convincing the general public to "Vote -4- The Rock."
These dirty slacktivists are making it harder for me to do my grocery shopping.

Did you hear the government stopped being corrupt because 500 people RT'd some slacktivism tweet by @YourAnonNews?
by Versability December 7, 2013
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Snacktivism

Activism done with food. As feeding the homeless, or supporting ongoing activism with food.
Occupy Together events, lasting several weeks or months, are a perfect opportunity to practice snacktivism.
by Mr Squirrel November 3, 2011
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Snacktivity

Snacktivity (noun) plural -ies.

1. Eating something while playing with it.

2 Playing with something while eating it.
"My kid adores Play Doh-- it's his favorite snacktivity!"

He looked up at her from between her legs, and said, "Mmmmmm, snacktivity."
by iamtwee October 26, 2013
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keyboard slacktivist

An activist interested in any social issue who fails to actively participate in person as a change agent. Instead, this kind of activist sits behind a computer keyboard trying to effect change using social media as their sole forum for activism. These activists are not actively engaged in the cause in person or in a physical sense.
Some protesters picketed the company to try to get the company to change their ways, while the keyboard slacktivists took up the cause by posting only on Twitter and Facebook.
by Swerky March 9, 2015
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slacktivity

The act of doing things the look like work but are actually slacking.
Gradon looked like he was working hard all morning but his slacktivity of choice was setting up his fantasy baseball team.
by Lesley6633 March 28, 2008
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