The Snack Pack Sack Attack is quite simply, the result of a young man dipping his testicular sack (ball sack) into a snack pack (pudding), preferably tapioca (for the joy of texture), and then dipping that sack into a young womens mouth (teabag)
ball sack + snack pack + teabag = YES
"Hey remember that time when little Billypassed out in the locker room and Coach Sourbee snack pack sack attacked his ass??"
"yeah, I heard they pressed charges or something"
you take a dump on a girls chest then you get on top of her chest and take a shit then bounce on ur ass with ur legs spread open as far as they can go. Preferably, you want to be farting while u r bouncing.
My girlfriend was asking for a gift for her birthday, and I thought diamonds cost too much so I thought "What better gift than a Snack Pack Roller?"
Famous in Brisbane and similar to the potato chip, the Brisbane Snack Pack is a sexual act, at the point of ejaculation, the male pulls out both barbecue and sweet chilli sauce, and proceeds to create a 'snack pack' on the females tits. This can either be consumed straight away, or left to dry if she is not yet hungry. Can also be combined with the strawberry milkshake for a well rounded meal.
Paul: Yo John, why you limpin?
John: I just gave Jenny a surprise Brisbane Snack Pack and she kicked me in the nuts.