spurtosis

A growth spurt but for your dick

Manuel is looking like he's going into a bit of spurtosis. His Miss's will be happy!

by MiltonMolt June 13, 2019

Smurfo

A smurfo is the shortest of the short and is seen by midgets as tiny

That Smurfo tried to call me a midget

by I just made this word up smurf October 18, 2019

smartonion

he fucked your mother

smartonion fucked my sister
oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by EpicGamerOneHundredOhYes March 23, 2021

Rectal Smurfobia

The fear of having Smurfs living in your butthole.

Gargamel was afraid to take a dump because of his chronic Rectal Smurfobia.

by PappaSmurfinurAsshole March 28, 2011

Smurt

Someone who is beyond smart and cannot be described.

That kid is hella smurt, I wish I could be like him.

by Smurt Smurf May 8, 2018

smurt

smurt the inability to smell;
a whore

At birth he was smurt

by smurt May 1, 2006

Smurt

When someone does something thinking they are smart but in reality they are not. It has a distinct UR sound instead of the long R in smart. If pronounced carefully if is hard to distinguish from the actual. Similar to the military's respectful "sir" and disrespectful sur (like cur)

"Wow, that was really smurt using the generic transmission fluid." When the car is in the shop.

by Nemo70 December 10, 2016