Smurgeon

(SMUR-jin) Noun. An ultra-tight vagina or rectum that has yet to be penetrated by anything (i.e. Penis, Vibrator, Finger, etc.). So tight and, "Unopened" that it may cause discomfort for both parties: The, "Pitcher" and the, "Catcher."

For antonym, see: "Crupple."

John: Are you okay from last night?
Erin: Yeah, I am okay now but that hurt.
John: I thought you didn't have a smurgeon.
(Later In The Day)
Tyler: So did you get some?
John: Heck yes!
Tyler: Does she have a smurgeon?
John: Not anymore hahahah.
Tyler: Thanks for painting that mental picture in my mind.

by Miss I'm proud of my smurgeon March 12, 2008

Smurg

An orange smurf, known to carry extremely heavy weights.

Lee is such a smurg.

by Pibie June 13, 2019

smurg

short midget undergoing retardation guilt

I almost killed a smurg on accident yesterday.

by cara and vanessa May 25, 2006

Smurfnipples

When your nipples get pinched so often they turn blue from having a large bruise.

OR

a nickname to give someone who gets their nipples pinched frequently

yo man i gave that guy smurfnipples

by niggertits666 September 12, 2012

Smurged

Sneaking up the line of cars and merging into traffic.

Did he do what I thought he did? Yup, he smurged up in that lane.

by SuperTrucker22 May 20, 2018

Smurgging

Smurgging is where someone is trying to be an emo person

"That guy is smurgging so hard

by Galacticboi2 October 5, 2023

Smurgleflurfin

Smur·gle·flur·fin

Using an octopi such as a octopus, squid, or cuddle fish as a hat or a back pack while sucking on the tentacle of the octopi.

1. It's a great day go to go smurgleflurfin!

2. I wish we had a octopus so we could go smurgleflurfin,

3. If we go smurgleflurfin do you want to come?

by FR0ST513 May 17, 2009