Definitions by Pibie

FOMTTTC 

Fear of Missing Tony the Tiger Cock: The impulse to click any spoiler tag on Discord - even when you are warned the image contains Tony the Tiger's cock - and being rewarded with a picture of Tony the Tiger waving his huge tiger cock.

I spoke to Jay earlier and he was suffering from major FOMTTTC after Gaz's post in the server.

FOMTTTC by Pibie February 6, 2023

Smurg 

An orange smurf, known to carry extremely heavy weights.

Lee is such a smurg.

Smurg by Pibie June 13, 2019