person #1: hey, do you smoke?
person #2: nope, i never have.
person #1: but i saw you high the other night!
person #2: yeah, i'm a second hand stoner.
person #2: nope, i never have.
person #1: but i saw you high the other night!
person #2: yeah, i'm a second hand stoner.
by Alalalalalex August 6, 2007
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Keg: "hey lydia want some stoner crackers"
Lydia:"yes indeedy!!"
Keg: "hey lydia want some stoner crackers"
Lydia:"yes indeedy!!"
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We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.
Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.
Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.
<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?
<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)
<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!
<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.
<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)
<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!
<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.
by Voodoomouse May 1, 2011
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Be Aware of the Following Statements:
"Oh, you guys are smoking, can I get a quick hit of that"
"If I knew we were getting weed I would have thrown down"
"Dude I hard a rough day, just let me smoke"
"Your friend ate some of my cookies, the hell I can't smoke"
All statements popularized by one of my roomates, who is the definition of a scavenger smoker.
"Oh, you guys are smoking, can I get a quick hit of that"
"If I knew we were getting weed I would have thrown down"
"Dude I hard a rough day, just let me smoke"
"Your friend ate some of my cookies, the hell I can't smoke"
All statements popularized by one of my roomates, who is the definition of a scavenger smoker.
by Kyle coondeezy September 16, 2007
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Tommy sparks up a blunt and asked "which way to pass it."
David: stoner law says you should always pass to the left
Tommy: oh yea and it says puff puff pass right?
David: that is correct.
David: stoner law says you should always pass to the left
Tommy: oh yea and it says puff puff pass right?
David: that is correct.
by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011
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