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woll smoth

Woll Smoth is the name of a weird photoshoped image of Will Smith where his eyes and mouth have been reduced in size. Woll Smoth allegedly plays in the movie I Om Lugund.
Have you seen Woll Smoth's latest movie, I om lugund?
by nxsty January 31, 2008
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Tomato Smoothie

Ejaculating into a woman while she's menstruating, then collecting the semen/blood mixture into a cup and drinking it.
"Yo man, this chick was a freak! We were at her high school prom and she wanted to give me a Tomato Smoothie!"
by Rhad November 28, 2009
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real smooth

(XY messes up)

-Real smooth, asshole!
by Derpsterix November 30, 2016
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Smoothbrain

A way of calling somebody very stupid that requires them to be smart, in order to understand.
Person 1: Dude, why did you think that was possible? You're such a smoothbrain.
Person 2: ...huh? What the hell is that supposed to mean
Laughtrack: *laughs*
by Glitchgoat September 5, 2019
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Fruit Smoothie

It is the accumulation of semen originating from several gay men after a large orgy, blended with milk, ice and your favorite fruit.
Joe: Fabio, what is in this smoothie?
Fabio: Why do you like it?
Joe: Ehh its a little salty.
Fabio: Thats because a couple of my friends made a fruit smoothie last night.
Joe: FUCK YOU!
by ghostsquad October 6, 2011
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Breast Smother

When a girl pins down another girl or a guy in a wrestling match (usually if it's a guy the match was staged, unless the dude is just a big panzy, and/or lets her win for the enjoyment of having this move done on him) by laying on top of them, them being face up and she being face down, and then presses her boobs (they're usually big or else this is pointless) down over their face, smothering them with her massive rack. When a girl does this to a guy, the guy is in a state of extreme bliss, and when a girl does this to another girl, then all guys watching are in a state of extreme bliss, but wish they were underneath as well.

If a guy does this to a girl, well then he's mean for laying his fat self (he's gotta be fat to have boobs) on a poor girl, and if a guy does this to a guy, you will effectively be boner-killed for the rest of your life. Avoid at all costs if you ever want to masturbate again.
A girl lays down on another girl and uses her boobs to smother her face, thus, a breast smother. *fap fap fap fap*
by Badassmonkey December 16, 2008
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tropical smoothie

when a man consumes various tropical fruits (mango, kiwi, etc) in a creative attempt to uniquely flavor his semen prior to ejaculating in one's mouth.
I ate a bunch of fruit before firing a delicious tropical smoothie down that bitch's throat.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 1, 2014
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