To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...
i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.
by desktop peev June 13, 2006
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by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2022
Get the Smack Oscar mug.A more extreme version of the "wet willy", when an offended woman takes her hand and wipes it on her wet vag. She then proceeds to pull her hand out of her pants and slap the offender with her vag-juice covered hand.
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Slurp that dick til it cum! Slurp that duck til it cum! Slurp that dick til it cum! Smack my ass like a drum! -William Shakespeare
by Soozaaaa February 6, 2021
Get the Smack my ass like a drum mug.The typical dialect and set of words of words a black male uses with his "nigger" friends. It is used to refer to how black people talk to one another though it is very racist.
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