Alka-Seltzer party

A bunch of very hungover and bored individuals taking their Alka-Seltzers in unison after drinking too much the night before.

..yeah, and this morning we had an Alka-Seltzer party over at Fred's. No more tequila for me for the rest of my life.

by spacecadet79 January 13, 2013

Seltzer Baby

A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"

"Hey did you hear that Connor totally gave dylon a seltzer baby"

by Mr.buiscuitz September 12, 2021

smelt the spoon

smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.

don't smelt the spoon please

by how did you find this October 20, 2021

seltzer

drink that can get flavors that looks liek water but is fizzy

seltzer is carbonated

by I LoVe JaMie =]] February 24, 2008

red hot pussy seltzer

A slang term for squirting as used in the movie The Wedding Ringer

Damn, her red hot pussy seltzer tasted like bacon in the morning

by Chad666 April 29, 2016

Alka-seltzer

Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"

You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that

she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"

...your welcome

by TheRuralThesaurus1 October 25, 2010

smelting iron

1. The act of smelting iron ore in a furnace

2. The thing that the Hittites did

3. A term for sexual intercourse

1. Dude! I can now smelt iron on RuneScape; People smelt iron to forge iron weaponry.
2. The Hittites were one of the first civilizations to smelt iron.
3. Were you smelting iron with Dominic last night?

by Carmaleaf July 23, 2011