shmelton

when its hot and humid outside and your nutsack sticks to your inner thigh

WOW its hot i have a nansty ass freggin shmelton...

by brenden alley November 10, 2005

Smeeton

A deliciously handsome male with a genuine thirst for knowledge, a wicked sense of humour and sense of adventure. Great to look at. The envy of all other alpha males.

"He's gorgeous"
"He must be a smeeton"

"i've always wanted a smeeton"
"dont you think thats a little out of your league?"

"phwoar! Smeeton"

by fizzwig September 28, 2012

Shelton Special

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.

My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.

by ASovo23 August 8, 2014

Shelton Curve

A bend or curve in a penis that causes difficulty during urination. The Shelton Curve can be genetic or the result of trauma to the shaft of a penis.

I'm sorry I peed on the floor again... my Shelton Curve makes aiming impossible!

His Shelton Curve was so bad he couldn't even put his cock all the way in.

by Lexicunt May 31, 2021

Shelton, CT

The only place in the world that manufactures the wiffle ball. Also known for its downtown section, that only looks good in comparison to it's rival city, Derby, the smallest city in CT. Shelton High is also home to most marijuana in New England, and the third most in the country. The city is part of Fairfield County and takes pride in that, but the rest of Fairfield County wishes that Shelton didn't exist. The majority of Shelton consists of do-rags, mullets, and a middle class. This middle class consists of many people who only want to get out of the city. Shelton is also in the middle of nowhere, and it takes about 10 to 15 min to get out of it. After that, anywhere else in the world only takes 5. Usually when you have friends outside of Shelton, they are ashamed that you are from Shelton and when they tell people you are from Shelton they say it in a funny voice because thats how it should be said. The city is also home to an array of lawn ornaments, including marble lions, pink flamingos, giant horse statues, and colorful pinwheels. There is a large population of Italian and Portuguese people in Shelton, who are immensely proud of their heritage. The mayor of Shelton has been the same for what its seemed like a century, and its considered blasphemy to vote against him. Wal-mart is where a lot people shop, and its rare that you find these people in a store outside of the city.

Shelton, CT , you mean the place where all the sketch mastas live?

by sheltonite August 7, 2006

Polly Skelton

A girl that barely uttereth a word, frigid sexually, generally devoid of half decent conversation. (Polly Skelton is a real person, i'm just using this word now to describe frigid girls) >_<

"Its like pulling teeth talking to that wee tart, shes a Polly Skelton."

"That was a fuckin' disaster, that bird i met was an awkward fucker, shes a Polly"


'Percy': "So... what sort of things are you into, Polly?"

Polly: "ummmm....Music."

'Percy': "Oh right, any favourite bands?"

Polly: "ummm...Enter Shikari...Aphex twin."

'Percy': Niceone....

by The King of NooNarnia October 16, 2008

smelting iron

1. The act of smelting iron ore in a furnace

2. The thing that the Hittites did

3. A term for sexual intercourse

1. Dude! I can now smelt iron on RuneScape; People smelt iron to forge iron weaponry.
2. The Hittites were one of the first civilizations to smelt iron.
3. Were you smelting iron with Dominic last night?

by Carmaleaf July 23, 2011