A cheese-like substance. Usually sticky, gooey, or a yellow color. My dad made this word when he spilled some on his shirt.
by Steph Noneofyourbusiness April 15, 2010
Get the Smegmamug. Person 1: bro I got a very bad case of smegma
Mr.Ebner: ayo save that for me for later, you know I love smegma
Mr.Ebner: ayo save that for me for later, you know I love smegma
by DigBickAddy May 29, 2019
Get the Smegmamug. I derogatory or insulting way to describe someone who is white or caucasian. It is insulting because it compares white people with the foul smelling skin condition that can accumulatate under the foreskin of a male penis. Smegma or dick cheese is "white".
Don't worry he is a Smegma, he can't help but be ignorant, arrogant, and overbearing all at once. He was born like that.
Sorry he is so judgemental, he is of the Smegma race.
Sorry he is so judgemental, he is of the Smegma race.
by Ravalicious June 24, 2008
Get the Smegmamug. a substitute for the filler use of the words “like” or “um”. Used to decrease reliance on filler words
by sjendieosneb April 18, 2020
Get the Smegmamug. by Zojase October 20, 2001
Get the smegmamug. An oily, cheese-like substance that builds up on uncircumsized males penises due to poor hygiene. Left unattended it may eventually form a cheese beanie.
Louise: Damn! What is that on the end of your snake, Sam?
Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?
Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.
Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?
Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.
by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010
Get the smegmamug. "Would you care for a slice of bread and smegma?"
by Captn Ben November 8, 2005
Get the smegmamug.