Smegging

When you're in the shower looking at your smeggy and your not cleaning it

Why is my son taking so long in the shower? Because he is smegging

by Bignhu prabhat December 22, 2021

Shmegington

A catch phrase coined by Schmidt on the tv series New Girl. Schmidt famously said “oh snap, shmegington” in response to Cece in Season 2. Used in over 30 episodes, it lead to a viral meme in 2015.

This phrase is meant to capture everything and nothing at the same time.

Oh snap! Shmegington!

by HermionesFrontTeeth May 8, 2022

Sheging

Sheging deprived from the english words shower and edging is sploinking your yoinker in the shower

“Why the fuck does it take you 30 minutes to shower?”
“i’m sheging fuck nigga”
“oh”

by UltimateShegger July 5, 2024

Smiging

When you have sex with a girl who is dating or married to a cuck and when you are about to climax you pull out of the cuck’s wife/girlfriend and cum in the cuck’ss ass.

Man you are pretty cool and your girlfriend is really hot we should do some smiging sometime

by Freakyman12 March 26, 2024

Shmeging

Being disrespectful towards minorities, people of color and women.

*Why are you shmeging on Emma?"

by Winston Harper April 4, 2024

Sieging

The act of doing a 'siege,' which is being a dumbass

Why is Elijah sieging right now?

by san1ty September 17, 2024

Smegling

Annoying person, enemy or just anyone opposing you.

Sorry I can’t help you right now there’s loads of smeglings on me.

by Smeglord August 2, 2025