Sweating like a nigger on a rape charge

Sweating profusely. Comes from the fact that any black man accused of rape will be sent down, regardless of evidence.

"Fuck me it's hot today, i'm sweating like a nigger on a rape charge!"

by Why do I have to sign up?! January 7, 2010

Sweating like a rapist

Israeli ex-Mossad agent Colonel Erran Morad, has claimed that the phrase ‘sweating like a rapist’ is actually based on science and that their seismic waves can be detected using a specialized handheld detector.

"The phrase ‘sweating like a rapist’ is actually based on science..."

by coolaide July 31, 2018

sweating bullets

Nervousness with a touch of dread.

I started sweating bullets when my wife found my porno collection.

by Juggy1337 September 6, 2006

Toilet Seating

A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.

My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.

by jazryo December 27, 2010

Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.

It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

by Poon Muffin Whisker Biscuit May 8, 2008

smearing out

When someone does something completely out of context and diverts the attention to themselves negatively.

yo hes smearing out right now, he just bit the bogey in half and now he is humping the floor...in front of all these chicks

by Omniscient Bystander December 15, 2010

sweating balls

When the temperature outside causes your balls to sweat, this also applies to female "balls".

"I cant come outside and play", said Jessie, "I'll be sweating balls!"

by Kerry L. August 30, 2005