it’s not you, it’s me

definitely your fault.

when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”

by thisbitchisleftist September 3, 2020

It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me

Being The Problem

“It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me Is Literary Ms.Jobe”

by Thegrantwhoishonest February 27, 2023

sme

sme;Sme's;Smeed pronounced (Shmee)
1)A moronic and/or lethargic poser or goon.2)a harmless fill in for an abusive term when authority is present.

1)"OH man check out homie lazin around, what a sme"
2)"He whipped out his piece and I was like what the (at the sight of a teacher) sme"

by MK-HIZZLE October 7, 2007

That’s me

A funny saying used by many people that have a sense of humour

Joel: Sky??
Sky: That’s me
Everyone:’laugh’

by This isn’t sky November 18, 2017

Sme

Sme is both what you do and don't want it to be, the embodiment of all you hate yet all you love at the same time, as time and space coalesce into one: Sme.

Sme was born in Ermacez's Twitch chat on 28/11/19 as Jen the Enlightened One discovered its existence that fateful day. Her life has never been the same since coming across it.

Jen: "How're you doing today?"
Phasma: "I'm feeling rather sme today."

by IIPhasmaII November 30, 2019

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

1. A name for paying a prostitute
2. Leslo (Lesley)
3. A really bad book that no one reads but makes fun of the title
4. An excellent way to start a conversation

1. "Dude! I just spent all my money on drugs and I still have to are you there God it's me, Margaret?!"

2. "That's a beast!"
"No, its are you there God, it's me Margaret"
"Yeah, same thing"

3. "My teacher asked me if I had any questions and I said are you there God? it's me, Margaret"

4. "Are you there God? It's me, Margaret"
"Ooh, wanna come home with me tonight?"

by Katamy March 15, 2008

SME

Verb;

An acronym for Shit, Masturbate, Eat.

Usually what one does after a night of work.

Aaron: Hey, upload that video

Ahmad: I will later bruh, I just got off work so I'm gonna SME.

by lololwhiteamerica December 27, 2011