sme

Subject matter expert (frequently used in business, originally heard at AT&T). Original meaning was the person who was knowledgably about the subject, has now become a somewhat pejorative term for someone who just knows the facts but has no power to make a decision. (Sometimes confused with/pronounced like shmo).

(Original use:) Check with SME to find out how to get the service provisioned. (Current use:) He will not be able to get anything changed, he is just the SME.

by kbar1 May 27, 2007

sme

a lazy way of saying same (on text)

person 1: how was your day
person 2:good u
person 1: sme

by TutiFrutiVACban November 13, 2018

SME

those fuckers that copyright claim videos on YouTube after you used 3 seconds of a copyrighted song. they also like to block videos in a lot of countries sometimes. stands for Sony music entertainment

person #1: hey man did you see my new YouTube video?
person #2: no, it says SME blocked it in my country
person #1: SHIT

by pixel3user June 29, 2023

sme

Shorter version of 'same'.

Guy 1: I don't wanna go school today.
Guy 2: sme.

by keuripastu April 12, 2022

sme

sme;Sme's;Smeed pronounced (Shmee)
1)A moronic and/or lethargic poser or goon.2)a harmless fill in for an abusive term when authority is present.

1)"OH man check out homie lazin around, what a sme"
2)"He whipped out his piece and I was like what the (at the sight of a teacher) sme"

by MK-HIZZLE October 7, 2007

Sme

Sme is both what you do and don't want it to be, the embodiment of all you hate yet all you love at the same time, as time and space coalesce into one: Sme.

Sme was born in Ermacez's Twitch chat on 28/11/19 as Jen the Enlightened One discovered its existence that fateful day. Her life has never been the same since coming across it.

Jen: "How're you doing today?"
Phasma: "I'm feeling rather sme today."

by IIPhasmaII November 30, 2019

SME

Verb;

An acronym for Shit, Masturbate, Eat.

Usually what one does after a night of work.

Aaron: Hey, upload that video

Ahmad: I will later bruh, I just got off work so I'm gonna SME.

by lololwhiteamerica December 27, 2011