Smashmat

-A Woman's sexual organs; plain a simple. No more, no less.

Dude, Tara has the sweetest, tightest Smashmat that I ever had the pleasure of servicing.

by Ewefuhkr January 18, 2022

smashterd

the point inebriation that is so great that you become a mix of smashed and plastered. to become smashterd is a dark and messy path but will be alright theres a high probability of memory loss.

you: brett what happened last night?
brett: dude you were so smashterd last night you drank a whole bottle of jack.
you: AWESOME i cant remember anything!

by wadefizzle May 30, 2010

smashammered

When you are at the point of intoxication far beyond smashed or hammered.

Man 1: Dude, how was the party last night?

Man 2:I can't remember, I was smashammered last night...

Man 1: I'll just assume it was good.

by Spencestar March 17, 2011

Smashpage

A rampage of smashing (hooking up) for a period lasting at least three weeks.

Back when I went on my smashpage I had to get an std test.

by Dc1544 November 25, 2016

smashmyhead

the 2 dumbest streamers in the oce region

rohan: i loooooove smashmyhead
bazza: yes

by WinterWarmness December 17, 2021

Smashage

A text message sent with the intention of fucking them upon their response.

Hey fellows, I am going to have to leave after she responds to this smashage.

by betterdick April 8, 2022

Smashatic

One who is a competitive Smash Bros Ultimate player and usually obsessed with the game. Often a ProGamer™️.

Mkleo is a Smashatic. So is Tweek.

by Xair June 18, 2022