spatulated

To make something become a spatula.

I had a block of wood, which I then spatulated.
I now have a spatula.

by RtoTheB November 27, 2013

Spatulate

To wield a spatula with gusto and aplomb.

"I'd be happy to make some fried potatoes for you. Allow me to spatulate."

by Pooperdiaper October 2, 2017

smartiate

Somebody that's aware that their smart but uses their brains in a stupid manner. In most cases, they get so full of themselves to point where all they want to do is show everybody how smart they are. However, in reality every word that comes out of their mouth is utter and complete nonsensense, mainly because it is. They begin to lie about how impressive there life is and how their ahead of you, but truthfully they don't have a job. Once you put this person in a nice shirt and tie, then they truly become a fuckbag, especially is college/university setting.

Dam smartiates! Always talking about something so complex to the point where it doesn't even make sense!

by TheRamblingWIzard December 12, 2017

Spatulate

To scrape out of a vessel leaving no remnants.

Can you spatulate this bowl?

by Magnet-Forensics December 5, 2019

Smartwater-Scale

A discreet scale used to measure sizes of meat, typically ones used by males.
Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.

John: Hey, my meat goes to the 'T' on the Smartwater-Scale!
Bob: Which one?
John: The first one..

by DancingShoe1048 December 23, 2025