World's smallest fiddle

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.

Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."

by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010

Smakledorff

to masterbate

After I saw her naked, I ran home to smakledorff.

by Desmond January 23, 2004

smallidge

Smallidge is an incompetent person who is always doing stupid things. He is such an idiot and can't stay out of troble. He is viloent as all hell and will kill you if you are in his way.

Run, it's a smallidge.

by Ur mommmmmmmmmm December 7, 2018

smalldianaa

smalldianaa, otherwise known as Diana is one of the kindest people ever. she's constantly reminding people how much if an amazing person they are, showing how much she cares about them. She is so sweet and an adorable person. I am glad to call Diana my friend :)

"Smalldianaa? Oh yeah! Shes the sweetest!"

by babyaugustslollipop July 3, 2021

smaller creators

Multi-million or -billion dollar corporations and celebrities. Not ordinary people.

From @TeamYouTube on Twitter:

"To reduce targeted dislike attacks & their impact on creators (esp on smaller creators), you’ll no longer see a public dislike count on YouTube starting today (the dislike button is staying)."

R.I.P. YouTube Dislike Button (2010-2021)

by kjoshua November 10, 2021

Slap your smallest friend day!

On 14th November you get to slap your smallest friend

Slap your smallest friend day!
On November 14th, you are allowed to slap your small friend

e.g:
Tall friend: hey guess what!
Small friend: what??
Tall friend:it’s November 14th!
Small friend: oh god please no

by Thisismytallfriendsbdaypresent November 9, 2019

Smelled the Cupcake

1. v. when an individual is preforming fellatio on a man and in withdrawing slightly, unintentionally lets the penis flick out and in continuing the rhythmical sucking receives an jab from the penis head to the nostrils at which point the party receiving the fellatio ejaculates all up in to the other's nasal passages. This can also be done by simply ramming one's penis into the other's nose with one's hand and blowing one's load simultaneously. Derived from instances when someone is eating a cupcake and another says "that cupcake smells excellent" and when the person goes to smell the other hits their hand covering their nose in frosting.

2. Can also be used to describe a fuck up. Used similarly to "screwed the pooch"

You really smelled the cupcake on that one

by The Frenchman64 March 2, 2011