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pokey slowfuck

Specifically, an individual whose car moves approximately one tenth of the speed it should be moving at.

These people may be found pulling out in front of you for no goddamn reason and slamming on their brakes. Such an event may prompt outbursts of wtf or "you flaming cuntwaffle."

When applied in general usage, the term can refer to any jerk or asshole.
"(whistling to self while driving)...JESUS! What the FUCK! Goddamn.... goddamn pokey SLOWFUCK!"

"Yeah, that guy's such a ... he's such a pokey slowfuck."
"Pokey slowfuck?"
"...yeah. What?"
by Chalupamonk June 8, 2004
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Slowmo

One who is very slow, in the head, often times leading them to believe things that aren't true, and argue points that aren't valid. Later they will realize their mistake, but won't change their argument due to the fact that they don't understand the concept of being wrong as they were babied all of their life and had a mom who let them win every game at candyland.
Slowmo220, Slowmo of Renegade, Slowmo of Clanwars, that kid who is dumb, wookets, darthcide, icesword

See Also: Moron; Idiot; Drew Carey
by JimG00se December 10, 2003
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slewfoot

In hockey, when using your leg to take someone off balance from behind by sweeping the back of their knee, often resulting in injury.
That ogre Malkin wasn't called for slewfooting. AGAIN.
by chachooch October 24, 2009
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slowpoking

Having sex with someone but not ejaculating on their face until the next morning when they are having their morning coffee.
"Yeah he never came I guess he was slowpoking."
by slaking November 1, 2014
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Slowpoke

A Retarded Pink Pokemon that Kills you with psyhic moves.
Trainer:GO SLOW POKE
Slowpoke:DEERRRRRRR
Trainer:Slowpoke use Psyhic!
Slowpoke:DERRRRRRR -Boom-
by Gyro2169 December 24, 2010
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Slowmotional

adj.

Use of slow motion in film for increased emotional impact.
This effect is often compounded by use of HD.
Oh my god, this bit is so slowmotional.
by Boonboon June 15, 2011
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Slowlo

The act of moving forward slowly in a relationship, and keeping things on the down-low. In most cases, this is due to one's embarrassment of their partner.
"Damn, brother, have you and your new girl taken things all the way yet?!"
"Hell no! I'm taking this shit slowlo."
"Good idea, because she is ugly as fuck!"
by Dating on the DL July 10, 2023
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