Junk-slopping

The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.

"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."

by Artychick1970 December 31, 2011

hawk-swooping

when you had a dream about something but you tell the story as if it happened in real life

A: One time I was driving and I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse right outside the window!
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping

by boocs March 17, 2022

Smooping

V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.

Get a match, I'm smooping my effin brains out right now.

by Maxee Gee November 12, 2009

Shooping

Another word to describe the act of photoshopping.

I was bored and started shooping some pictures

by Xilient August 10, 2009

Swooping

1. Descending rapidly
2. Carrying out a sudden attack

"You fear barbarians will swoop down upon you?"
"Yes... Swooping is bad..."

by Scherrlock February 19, 2017

swooping

the act of swimming while pooping.

In a tragic swooping incident, Michael Phelps won the gold but lost his dignity;
bill had a burrito before going in the ocean and he started swooping;
Sorry I swooped in your pool;
I was swooping non-stop after taking a laxative before swim team practice.

by SwoopDoggyDog August 7, 2013

stooping it

verb - to hang out on ones front steps, porch, or stoop, usually in large quantities, and for long periods of time.

"yo me and chalky were stooping it up at j-dubs"

by jimbotron3 November 11, 2006