Smokey the Bear

A fucking awesome ass bear who will take yo bitch and yo weed beware of the bear

Tom: "what happened to us smoking tonight dude?"
Chad: "Fuckin smokey the bear dude."

by yomomama November 12, 2013

Smokey Brown

Smoking weed while sitting on the shitter

"Man I took a mad smokey brown earlier! I was so high, I just sat on the shitter for like thirty minutes!"

by ThatStankDank June 9, 2014

Smokey Oven

The act of blowing smoke from either a cigarette, joint, crack pipe or vape into a woman's vagina, and then having sex for a couple seconds. When the man pulls his penis out, smoke comes out the woman's vagina resembling something coming out of a smokey oven.

"My boyfriend did a smokey oven on me last night....we aren't talking anymore."

by Cunty McCuck October 29, 2017

Spokey

An informal way to tell someone to off them self

You should spokey yourself NOW. - SmallRankHolyFigure

by Train Le Dumbass October 28, 2021

smokey the bear

Dergatory trucker term for the police.

Oh, shit, here comes Smokey the Bear on the radar..

by Alias 440 October 1, 2003

smokey chokey bum wank

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.

sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

by ring sting king August 1, 2009

smokey

trucker/redneck slang for
"police officer"

usally heard on the CB radio channels

"breaker 1-9, you've got smokey in your tail"

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 21, 2003