Slafternoon

When the time in the afternoon is going by very. very slowly.

peep 1: Is it quitting time yet?
peep 2: No it is only 2:30
peep 1: Wow, the time is dragging...this is the worst slafternoon ever.

by Whooty wrangler December 15, 2011

Sloating

The act of "sloating" is replacing a common word or words from a song to "sloat." This practice began in the summer of 2012 and is in honor of the great James Sloat, who among many famous accomplishments, is known as the world's worst text responder of all time.

An example of Sloating would be as follows: When listening to the song "Let Me Put My Love into You" by ACDC, replace the word "Love" with "Sloat," so the lyric will now be "Let Me Put my Sloat into You."

Also, replacing common words like "stop" with "Sloat" when playing a drinking game. For example, saying "Sloat" as opposed to "Stop" during Beer-Ball (which is a game also commonly referred to as Drunk Ball).

by The_BFD July 23, 2012

slofa

meaning: Shit load of fuck all

tim: so whats up?
bep: Slofa u?

by Bep July 29, 2005

Slofo

A condensed version of the phrase "slow fucker".

Tom, hurry up you slofo!

by mojojojo February 18, 2006

sloof

another word for bitch ;)

ugh i hate that sloof, she just stepped on my jordan’s

by lydsbitch June 6, 2018

Sloading

Due to slow connections or lag, stuff takes a long time to load sometimes, causing sloading.

"Check this page out! insert URL here"
"Oh man!"
"What?"
"It's slooooooading i.e. sloading!"

by Grebmops January 18, 2007

Sloar

Another way of man refering to woman as a slut and a whore.

A woman that likes to get ravaged by many men and doesn't recall most of there names.

A female that is spread eagle 24/7.

Kris:dude check out the jugs on that.
B-gay:fuck the jugs dog look at the camel toe.
Kris:wow,what a fucking sloar.
B-gay:id still hit it.
Kris:your both sloars.

by 555666 July 14, 2006