reading sliterature

slitting your wrists

kid 1: i saw Marcus was reading sliterature in the bathroom
kid 2: !!!

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 12, 2021

slaten

A very hot guy who will sweep you off your feet with his singing and guitar playing

man look at that slaten

by FireMaiden December 20, 2010

slidenglide

‘Slide ‘n’ Glide’ – descriptive term given to the sexual move where the female’s underwear is slid to the side and the "Moby"(my slang for penis, Moby Dick) is inserted into the 'jack and danny', without actually taking off the panties.

Particularly useful at picnics, cinema trips and other such outings..

'Bob' and 'Jane' were having a smashing time at the park, eating their peanut butter sarnies, when Bob thought.. "hey, I reckon I can see a "slidenglide" opportunity here" - and i'm gonna "go for gold"...

"Jane darling, would you like to try this sausage?!"

by QuickBuck February 3, 2008

shitenheimer

(shite in hime er)

A person with a shitty attitude.

What's wrong w/that bitch? She's such a shitenheimer

by SmokeNaBowl August 11, 2010

Slipendictomy

To stealthily insert one's member into one's partner's orifice, typically occurring in the morning.

I woke up with a raging boner and only 20 minutes to get ready for work. Foreplay would take too long and waking my partner would be bothersome. If I was to deswell my throbbing member, it was critical that I perform the slipendictomy quickly.

by Meatymuff January 27, 2016

Slicenoose

Slicenoose; Definition:

A thinly-formed, vaginal entry point.

Scores an epic comeback goal during a rocket league session---
Sharpy; "Booooom, straight in the fucking slicenoose!"

by Dan Sharpe April 29, 2020

slite

A word used for when something is cool but a little stupid, mostly used by the gay/alt community. It's a play on the word "slightly", in reference to how whatever is being described is 'slightly' stupid.

Person A: "Hey dude, did you hear that Brock tried parkour for the first time yesterday?"
Person B: "Wow, that's cool and all but also kind of stupid of him to do. It's slite."

by ThiccSauceTime July 23, 2020