Slumpies

Slumpy (singular) or Slumpies (plural) -

Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physically conservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.

"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."

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by Simon Moya-Smith March 19, 2012

Presidential Slampiece

A term used to categorize the hook up partners specific to the president of a sorority or fraternity. The stress level related with being president of a Greek organization is so high that it is essential the president is constantly getting laid in order to carry out their responsibilities. A space filler between relationships whose job requires answering 2am booty calls, cooking dinner and frequent back massages.

President: I called the presidential slampiece last night, at like 2am.

Sister: Oh yea?

President: Yeah he came over but I'm keeping him around until someone better happens.

by TriDKT2010 December 18, 2010

Slampiece

A Boy/Girl who you frequently sleep with but are not boyfriend/girlfriend. AKA friend with benefits. This is for the person who does not want a relationship but needs to have sex, or preform sexual activities. Both people can be reffered to as a "Slampiece". This term is mainly used in the Lake Tahoe area.

Jo: God slampiece did I tell you to talk.
Slampiece: Sorry Jo I won't do it again. Sex?

by Slampiece222 October 11, 2009

slimpin

pimpin in your sleep

"Joseph the Amish dude has got all the fine ladies... he must be slimpin!"

by hydrobrew September 15, 2009

Slampieces

Women who do not take much effort to take home for the night

Put the smell good on fellas, we're going scunting for some slampieces tonight! (see scunting for further explanation)

by jhough1390 May 1, 2010

slimies

Beautiful female.
Slim female.

A Quote from the TV series The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Will - "Ayo Jazz lets go to the mall and pick up some slimies. Naahimsayyin..naahimsayiin."

Ayo the slimies were lookin nice at the basketball game son.

by Haseeb Futuristic Patail August 21, 2006

Slampiece

A hot chick who willingly participates in sweater making, sandwhich making, sex, and blowjobs or any combination.

"This sandwhich is great, thanks slampiece. Did I say thanks? I meant keep blowing me."

by SOFA KING chill December 6, 2011