Sleepwanking

Indulging in the act of masturbation while sleeping, usually performed by a man during a period of sexual frustration.

Tim has never had sex. One day, he woke up in his bed with a puddle by his side; he was sleepwanking.

by Elvis O'Keefe September 27, 2011

sleepwhacking

The act of masturbating in one's sleep.

Teenager: Mom, can you wash my sheets? I had another wet dream.

Mom: God Dammit, have you been sleepwhacking AGAIN?

by the dirty liberal July 27, 2009

Sleepwalker

A slut, a person who is constantly looking for sex.

My ex Lauren is a sleepwalker. Shell fuck any guy anytime, shes always looking.

by Big Ray May 23, 2006

sleepbaked

What Spaztic gets everyone on boring nights in the IRC server, Quakenet, on the channel #jj2. Usually, sex-related, perverted, mindless, or about cheese and ham. Anything random that will destroy your brain.

<Spaztic> YAYAYAYA THX PLZ MORE CORN

by [GpW]NinjA August 6, 2003

sleepwalkin

when you out yo fuckin mind cus you jus drank that lean

me n my nigga jojo wus sleepwalkin like a bitch

by B.Gizzle420 February 19, 2010

SLEEPWALKING

Walking whilst looking at your smartphone.

This is sometimes accompanied by repeated eye flickering, as the offender attempts to navigate themselves poorly without collision.

A side-effect of smartphone addiction.

He sleepwalked right into me.

She was sleepwalking, and unaware of her surroundings.

I'm tired of constantly dodging sleepwalkers.

by Jaytecx August 1, 2022

Sleepwalker

Someone who repeatedly occurs in your dreams

This girl keeps appearing in my dreams; I think she is my sleepwalker.

by Russ1118 September 18, 2023