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turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis
I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!
by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006
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slapfight

An argument, usually on Internet forums or message boards, about a petty issue that gets blown completely out of proportion. Typically draws ridicule, but is quite hilarious and amused interest from third parties.
Did you read that slapfight on reddit the other day? They were arguing about whether farts could reach lethal levels of smelliness!
by masterfail May 23, 2014
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slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)
Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.
by LaxG March 17, 2004
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Slappin cats

The act in which two bootylicous women interlock their spread legs and grind their vaginas together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Often done by lesbians.
Allie: Hey bri wanna come over and slap cats today?
Brianna: Sure I'll bring the lube.
*commences slappin cats*
by The catslapper August 25, 2011
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Slapping Ben Franklin

I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.
by Barbecued Ribs April 30, 2010
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Sticker Slapping

A form of graffiti art that involves slapping stickers everywhere. A method of spreading awareness of an agenda or brand. Stickers are often traded to expand distribution.
My crew is sticker slapping my message all over town.
by Free_Skateboard_Sticker September 28, 2013
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slapsies

A game for two people, both hold their hands as if praying but with arms stretched in front and fingertips touching.
Each person takes turns to try and slap the back the others hands before they can withdraw them. If they succeed a slap they get another go. If they miss, their opponent has their turn.
If a player withdraws their hands three times when a slap has not been attempted then their opponent has a free slap...wherever and and however hard they want.
(muhahah)
I'm bored...Lets play slapsies! You're in for some pain!
by Maxx Dj A March 9, 2009
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