Skip to main content

Slapnut

During the act of 'whackin off' the hand hits the scrotum and hence 'slapping the nut'. Later colloqialised as the term slapnut
Tim is such a slapnut
by Ben February 10, 2003
mugGet the Slapnut mug.

Slapnuts

When a bitch such as yourself, slaps his nuts with his hands and blows your load just as someone walks in on you. Deems the name Slapnuts.
Josh Treb is a Slapnuts
by Seth and Fritz December 28, 2005
mugGet the Slapnuts mug.

Slapnuts

A term used by some to describe the band slipknot and how much they hate them because they suck. They are not true metal and therefore cant be described as true metal.
Hey did u haer tht new Slipknot album?

O slapnuts maybe if i wanted to hate myself yea.
by Templeton10 August 4, 2009
mugGet the Slapnuts mug.

slapnutz

n. a game in which the players attempt to catch each other by surprise by utilizing the back of the hand to strike each other in the scrotum.

Official rules of the game require players to verbalize the word "slapnutz" before making physical contact with other player's scrotum thereby giving notice, albeit short, of the intent to strike.

Often played at parties or other social gatherings and is especially embarrassing when played in the company a young lady that one of the players is attempting to tap.
Mark tagged in to the game of slapnutz, so his junk is fair game. He is such a tool bag.
by G Quick July 8, 2009
mugGet the slapnutz mug.

johnny slapnuts

A person at work that is a piece of shit, but somehow gets anything they want!
“You hear about who got that promotion? Of course, it was that assbag Johnny Slapnuts…Everybody hates that Douche Face!
by #Gerbils May 15, 2016
mugGet the johnny slapnuts mug.

slapnuts

A method of punishment and pain compliance administered by a short, sharp slap to the nutsack, either forehand or backhand, but with an open palm.
Jimmy slept with my girlfriend so I gave him some slapnuts.
by blacksabre June 19, 2007
mugGet the slapnuts mug.

slapnuts

Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.

Used for when you have nothing better to say.
As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.

Bob later overdosed on sugar.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 7, 2004
mugGet the slapnuts mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email