Sellin' Shoes

When a girl knowingly tries to have sex with a guy while on her period.

Rick, I was with a girl who was sellin' shoes this past weekend...
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!

by castman September 8, 2012

Running the shell

Running the shell means to run the defense.

My basketball coach tells us to start running the shell during practice.

by PWS27 April 8, 2017

snail shell

Fucking a girl with a folded-up flaccid penis.

I had too many Tecates to fuck my girl but she kept asking for it so I gave her the snail shell.

by the_jerk September 12, 2014

watermelon seller

a person who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a lair or a fraud

comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.

Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller' Erdogan, he sold me a basket of Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.

by beluga_fish October 9, 2020

shell league admin

an individual who shoves eggs up their anus for sexual pleasure and/or to please the league owner Chris Kyle.

all shell league admins at the moment.

by phil miarse July 6, 2020

Shella

A total angel. Super angelic. Most divine girl you’ll ever meet. Will cook for you and treat you nice. Because that’s what angels do.

Did you see what fell from heaven? It was Shella!

by Shellestialbeing August 26, 2020

Magic Conch Shell

One does not simply define the Magic Conch Shell. It defines you.

Magic Conch Shell, can I define you?
-No.

by CameronBri April 30, 2014