Skeletosis 

When a person gets so high, they practically die for a few hours before recovering.

My bro got so high, he wasn’t comatose, he had Skeletosis.

Skeletosis by Pineapple Skele October 10, 2018

skeletons

Track homes or buildings not yet finished, just the frames of the building.

Tonight were gonna party in the skeletons.

skeletons by Phucker January 30, 2007

Oh! Skeletons! 

The Magazine for people who are being chased by Skeletons!

If you are really being chased by skeletons, read Oh! Skeletons!

Oh! Skeletons! by Carlos January 13, 2004

Skeletosis 

Beyond stench. Beyond jank. Beyond traditional halitosis. This funk expelled from the cake hole could perm hair from across a room.

Mr. Smarm woke up, breathed his skeletosis, and melted my butter before it ever hit the toast.

Skeletosis by Chippa Jones December 27, 2005

Crushed Baby Skeletons 

1. A finger-food made from pulverized saltines and kosher salt that is similar to a matzo ball.

2. Bar terminology for powdered sugar.

a. Tim summarily ended his conversation with the democratically elected leader of the Maldives in order to chase down a waiter carrying a plate of crushed baby skeletons.

b. The bar patron casually leaned over and asked to have a fistful of crushed baby skeletons for his vermouth.

Crushed Baby Skeletons by Eric Von Lhomond July 31, 2006

skeetmaster 

A male who's skeet generally comes in excessively large portions and causes the receiving female to have to spend a good amount of time cleaning herself off.

Male 1: Hey John came out of the bedroom like ten minutes ago but Jane is still in there. What's up with that?

Male 2: He must be a skeetmaster.

Male 1: Oh that makes sense.

skeetmaster by Tits_McGee_ July 21, 2009

Skeletoes 

When one's toes resemble that of a skeleton in both length and girth, they are said to have "skeletoes."

Patrick: Will you look at those things? It's like she has hands for feet.
Liz: Oh, leave skeletoes alone.

Skeletoes by Red Radio Wagon September 18, 2009