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Sit Down, Shut Up

A FOX Animated series with writing that would make even Matt Stone and Trey Parker facepalm, and animation worthy of Hannah Barbara.

It was written by the same people behind Arrested Development, and was probably the idea of some moron FOX executive who just now realized cancelling Arrested Development was a mistake. But instead of bringing it back, they bring this to the table.

It lasted a remarkable three episodes. Frankly, I'm surprised it lasted even that long. The same thing pretty much happened in all three episodes.

If they try to sell a DVD of this, they better have the keyboard cat at the end of every episode, with a title saying "We're so sorry about this" as an overlay. Come to think of it, all bad movies and TV shows should have that. This means you, Land of the Lost!
Nick: Did you see Sit Down, Shut Up last night?

Matt: Nobody did.
by billy_buddy_of_doom4 December 6, 2009
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sit down dinner

45 minutes of pure torture by food alone that all female boarding members, and a few select members of the faculty, of the Miss Porter's community are put through twice a week, every week, for the pure enjoyment of the Head of School.
The thought of sit down dinner makes me sick.
by Rachel May 26, 2006
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sit down skinny

The type of skinny that when you sit down fat doesn't roll at your stomach.
Girl I hate you. You are sit down skinny 24/7.
by That Bitch You Be Jealous Of November 16, 2013
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sit-down shower

A way to describe someone so drunk/stoned they can't stand up in the shower.
Matty: Hey Joe, can you remember what happened last night?

Joe: Nah, I can't... must've had a sit-down shower.
by matthewj4x August 28, 2013
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Sit-Down Comedian

1. The literal meaning of a comedian sitting down as opposed to standing up when making jokes.
2. Quite the opposite to the former, and not widely used, yet is important: somebody who is SO bad at making jokes that you just want to tell them to sit down and stop.
1. Person A: I wanna be a sit-down comedian one day.

Person B: What's that?

Person A: Literally just sitting down and being a comedian.

2. Person A: I wanna be a stand-up comedian one day.

Person B: Ha! With your dead jokes I think you should be a sit-down comedian!
by RealTalk97 January 14, 2017
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Sit Down Piss

A feeble, weak specimen of a human being who when he needs to urinate must adopt a "sit down position" due to him having a maggot sized penis hence the saying sit down pisser!
Mark kicked open the toilet cubicle door to find Elliot having a "Sit down piss".

His penis was so tiny that he couldnt hold it to urinate, he had to "sit down for a piss".
by A.non May 27, 2006
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sit down and go eat your lunch

What your mother says to you as she yells at someone
Trinity-bitch get off me and don't talk to me
Trinity-yo shaqusa go sit down and go eat your lunch
by Harktheharoldflising March 23, 2017
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