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Simian Simple

So easy a monkey could do it.

This is typically used to describe procedural steps that are so explicit that it would be nearly impossible to misunderstand them or do something wrong.
Aw, these instructions don't tell me half of what I need to know in order to do them. I need something simian simple.
by Barfor the Green June 29, 2023
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filthy simian

A sexual position where the female supports herself on her shoulders with her legs spread upward in a "V". The male likewise spreads his legs widely enough that each partner's respective reproductive organs are in close proximity to each other. The male bends his penis downward to penitrate the female. Once coupled, both parties deficate and procede to copulate.
I had the best weekend, but I now have a nasty rash from the filthy simian I performed with X.
by jgogs April 9, 2007
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simian

The distant parents of the "Original Peoples".
by Anonymous August 22, 2003
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simian

Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.
When at work, do not aggrivate the Simian. He will shit on your stomach.
by Bitchtits August 18, 2004
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Similame

An idea most likely conceived by Lil Wayne or the Cash/Young Money entourage. See, normal individuals employ the figure of speech by using 'like', 'than' or 'as'. Now Mr. Wayne has stressed that he is not in fact a member of the human race, therefore said rules may not be applicable to him. Nonetheless, a simile without the bridging 'like', 'than', or 'as'..is just a sentence followed by a word. Example: But I keep her running back and forth. Soccer team. This does not make any sense to anyone with a fundamental, basic understanding of English.
a)Tony-Dude, check out my new rhyme!
Steve-Alright man, always willing to support.
Tony-Ok, so I say 'My bitch magnificent-roof of Sistine Chapel. I wanna bite her-green apple.'pauseSo what do you think?
Steve-I think you should go gargle hydrogen peroxide & anti-freeze.

Tony-Was it?..
Steve-Yes, Tony. Yes, that was a similame
b)Sup kid, you get the new Weezy album? I counted 13 similames-1st track. This guys ridiculous-Pee Wee Herman. SHIT. Now I'm doin' it.
by Mr. Animosity October 27, 2010
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samiam

hangs out in #lg... and likes sex0r and CTF!
"oooh samiam is sex0ring again"

"Sam stop sex0ring up Envision"

"s@miam unt lesbi0n!"

"that samiam is spawn camping again!"
by izm_ August 23, 2004
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Simim

Mobile IM for communities;
Sim-IM is a multiple protocol instant messenger for MS Windows, Sim-IM is a free software, licensed under the GNU General Public License;
sim-im is a simple and powerful multi-protocol instant messenger sim-im org, based on the Qt library it works on X11
Simim is ideal for Community/ies.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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