Mark: Where’s Danny?
Johnny: He ditches us for the girls.
Mark: We need the council.
Council: He is a simp.
Johnny: He ditches us for the girls.
Mark: We need the council.
Council: He is a simp.
by That guy 6969420 January 24, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A simp is a man/boy who get easily attached to females. They often can't move on from them and usually dodges other females for that single one they're stuck up on. Simps usually cry by themselves, listen to sad music that relates to their situation, and they vent a lot. On social media they sometimes follow Wholesome memepages and send them to their friends and relate them to their current status with the female. Simps often don't cry in public they just look very sad and it's pretty obvious. Simps usually gush over their crush, whenever they see them they seem to feel so good inside. Simps sometimes just lurk on their social just to look at pictures of them to feel better. Simps usually get curved a lot, they also take a long time to move on from someone too.
by Some 8th grader in 2019 February 9, 2019
Get the Simp mug.A guy who will do whatever it takes to get a girl, including simping. However, even though the boys may make fun of another boy for being a simp, it does a success rate of 100.
Luke: Your so beautiful, i just want to cuddle all day with you because your perfect.
Casey: Aww your so cute.
(Lukes mates): HAHAHAHA simp
Casey: Aww your so cute.
(Lukes mates): HAHAHAHA simp
by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020
Get the simp mug.Someone who would waste their life savings for Pokimaine to say his name , there are also more definitions to this word
40 year old that masturbates to hentai: I must be recognized *donates $10,000 to Pokimaine
Pokimaine: wow thanks for the dono *doesnt say name*
40 year old that masturbates to hentai: ... how must i be treated this way. i must simp more
Pokimaine: wow thanks for the dono *doesnt say name*
40 year old that masturbates to hentai: ... how must i be treated this way. i must simp more
by pseudonym ツ October 5, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A term used by incels or 12-year-old gamers who think that men can’t compliment, admire or do anything for a woman for the sake of being kind.
by KingCrumb March 23, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
A man who puts bros before hoes.
A man who puts bros before hoes.
by Owomydude May 25, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A straight up melvin, a cockmaster, or a bitch. One who acts cool around his crew then turns around and is a complete bitchass with the women. He buys them shit, he tries to talk smack about his own gang, and he just want pussy from the bitches (which he won't cause the women know he a simp).
Dude 1: Dawg that boy Christopher is a complete simp, look at that nigga over there with Sue tryna get pussy
Dude 2: I know it; last week that nigga smoked that bitch Mildred out like 4 times for free, and he didn't even smoke til like a week ago. That man simpin for real.
Dude 2: I know it; last week that nigga smoked that bitch Mildred out like 4 times for free, and he didn't even smoke til like a week ago. That man simpin for real.
by SimpKillersUnite September 29, 2010
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