shwaggot

A person who thinks they have high grade marijuana, and doesn't. Either because of an unsophisticated palate or very low drug addict standards.

Lets head up to Denver, shwaggots have Littleton dry as a mouth.

by robotlegcommando March 23, 2009

shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE

Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.

by King Pinch October 10, 2009

shwaggard

A person who has smoked to much shwag weed, is waisted and looks haggard

"Dude is fuckin shwaggard"

by Barili & Dinges, S.C. CA April 12, 2010

swagon wagon

The swagon wagon is pretty much the train that all faggots who have "swag" and say stupid shit like YOLO and BRAH are aboard.

Dude, Brah, like yolo what up n*ggazz.

Bitch get off the swagon wagon.

The what? ehh whatever yolo swag #livin

by whodatninja77 April 18, 2014

shwagwan

A variation of the london/jamaican greeting "wagwan" usually used ironically. The "sh" is exaggerated and the longer you hold it the better.

Andy: Ssssssssssshwagwan brodda!

Stuart: Shwagwan Famalam! What the fucks haaaaaapnen'?

by Topboonter May 10, 2021

Shagoween

Shagoween is celebrated across the uk on the night of 31st October. Modern day celebrations generally involve groups of children dressed in scary costumes roaming from house to house, demanding “ trick or treat "

Happy shagoween

by pratt_armyXO October 17, 2023

shwag

shit weed

i got ripped off because my dealer gave me shwag for full price

by allison December 9, 2003