Shumpy - adj

Short and dumpy

I'd really love to be able to wear all of these new cute dresses but I'm too shumpy - adj. I look like a fireplug in a dress.

by shortykelly January 15, 2014

shumaysah

shumaysah is always nice and super cute

"I saw a cute person."
"is is shumaysah?"

by zao07 December 2, 2021

shummy

also known as shumway. An ignorant and lazy chubby slob. pronounced as a name for a person, not as a title.

"unfortunately, shummie is coming over for the barbecue. The last time he was here, he ate all of the porkchops and clogged my toilet. What a waste of a mind!"

by quicklicore June 23, 2004

Shumay

Ron Jeremy look-a-like coffee mogul with a proclivity for shagging skinny chicks (although any victim will do after seven or eight beers/11 p.m.) and a loud obnoxious laugh. Known to show up for "work" after 11 a.m. regardless of hang-over.

"Did you see that guy in the sailboat? I would love to shag him after I turn 17 and kick bulimia; he is a total Shumay!"

by Dedalus February 21, 2005

Shumpy

A sweatshirt which lacks a hood. (non zip up)

She looked disgusting while wearing that old shumpy.

by Shumpy876345 September 25, 2009

shussy

It's what becomes of a girls Vagina when she doesn't wipe her ass after a gigantic-2girls1cup-like shit.

Guy: Man last night I was about to go all the way with my girlfriend but it smelled really bad.

Guy2: So, what did you do?

Guy: Well I asked her if she had farted or something, but she told me she was taking a shit when I was in front of her door and she didn't want to keep me waiting so she forgot to wipe her ass.

Guy2: Ewww, that's disgusting, what did you do afterwards?

Guy: I took off her pants and took a gigantic shit on her shussy and then kicked her out.

by asjkf January 8, 2008

shumpy

A form of grumpiness that occurs in the morning before one's first shit.

Don't go near Russ the Muss this morning. He's a bit shumpy.

by SniffablePurse July 23, 2006