Anna Shumate

Anna Shumate (or annabananaxdddd) is a famous tiktok girl that looks like the girlfriend you ever wished to have. She’s from michigan, and LOVES dogs. If you‘re not a dog lover, Anna probably dislikes you right away. She‘s a soccer (saccer) player at Gross Ile High School and kicks ass on the field. Unlike other tiktok girls, she has a huge tiktok community with which she shares her emotions and times that were hard in her life, and thats something her community loves about her. Despite her fame, she presents herself to be the typical teenage girl and is very down to earth. Anna also looks absolutely gorgeous and if she isn‘t a crush of you or you don‘t have a picture of her in your photo gallery favorites, the chances of you being blind or gay are pretty high.

Hey bro, lemme show you a girl I found on tiktok yesterday... her name is Anna Shumate.

-God damn she‘s pretty for gods sake why dont we have girlfriends that are so good looking?

Probably cause we‘re ugly.

-Shit.

by rehgn99 June 7, 2020

Shumpin'

Shumpin; to drag your balls across someone's face in the act of mockery and or assholery.

"Bro I was shumpin' my balls on yo dads face last night!"

by Cooper4321 December 3, 2021

Shurpa

1. a man who carries his wife's purse, lipstick, keys, sunglasses, furniture, luggage, pianos, etc.

She really didn't want to carry a purse around all day, so she made her "shurpa" wear cargo pants, then she filled his pockets with her stuff.

by Fotofly November 29, 2010

Shuman

A person, typically a girl, that is extremely nice to you even though you do not deserve it.
Someone who exceeds your expectations.

Megan took care of my ankle when I injured it, she is a Shuman.

by JuggernautNW12 April 8, 2009

Shlumpadinka

The word Oprah Winfrey made up a long time ago to describe slumpy housewives, the types that are wearing the same sweats they wore yesterday and the day before. They usually have more than one child and are running around non stop and have been totally worn out and given up on how they look.

"On today's episode, Oprah decided to give makeovers to a group of shlumpadinka friends.

by Megan Dickinson February 23, 2008

phil shuman

The reporter for Channel 11 Fox News, Los Angeles. Responsible for exposing Anonymous as Internet hate machines, encouraging viewers to buy a dog, and corrupting the first lols into lulz.

Phil Shuman: They call themselves Anonymous; they are hackers on steroids!

by Fenris January 14, 2008

shumping

to hump with the shins

eww Josh was shumping calvin a minute ago

by morgan smeltz May 3, 2008