scuba cat

scu·ba cat (skoo-buh kat)

n.

1. A cat that enjoys being in water.

2. A sopping-wet pussy.

3. Term of endearment.

interj.

1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.

Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show.

Examples:

"Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."

"Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)

"Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)

by joepa007 May 23, 2014

Scuba Steve

The fucking coolest guy ever

Scuba Steve damn you!

by Jimmmy-Jimmy July 25, 2004

Scuba-nobbin

The act of receiving oral sex under water or while snorkeling.

Man that chick gives great scuba-nobbin!!

by Dick Nibbler June 10, 2008

The-Real-Scuba-Steve

The-Real-Scuba-Steve is greater than the Vestibule at IGN.com. Considering he is only an outsider, he is the best user overall.

"The-Real-Scuba-Steve is the bomb!" yelled a kid in the hallway.

by The-Real-Scuba-Steve September 17, 2003

[Scuba Steve]

The doll from The Movie Big Daddy staring Adam Sandler. Scuba Steve is cool and never wrong. He makes little kids laugh.

Scuba Steve DAMN YOUUU!!!

by The SCUBA STEVE January 9, 2009

Scuba Dive

A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep under the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.

Me and watts are going to Scuba Dive after school. wanta come with us?

by layout420 December 10, 2006

Scuba succ

The act of giving a blowjob while underwater using scuba gear. Usually done homosexually. The person giving the succ takes a breath from his or her air tank and proceeds to succ. When ejaculation occurs, the succer swallows the whole load so that there isn't any semen floating around in the water.

Josh gave Justin the scuba succ in the deep end of the pool

by Celiboi November 7, 2016