Shrumpshrite

1. A very dastardly short man.
2. A short man who has temporarily fallen out of your favor.

1. Yeah, Jon is being a real shrumpshrite.

2. Hot damn, what a little shrumpshrite!

by Ze Jabberwocky May 22, 2005

shrummy

a potmanteau that combines shitty and crumby

I'm having a shrummy day.

by frennis February 6, 2008

Shrumpelkniltskin

shrumpelkniltskin : a small goblin like man closely related to frogs and badgers. Usually lives in grungy, mold populated sewage drains and ditches. If you ever bother one, just know that you will you will never outrune him. He is magical and he never skips leg day.

Hey you see that there! It's a real shrumpelkniltskin!

Wow, I hope we can salvage his ear wax! very valuable stuff that is.

by mustardketchup475 January 11, 2021

Shrumpt

Someone who's very kind and tends to commit massive crimes.

Be like Shrumpt kids.

"Man, Shrumpt really inspired me to become a bank robber"

by Some guy 2345 February 15, 2022

Shrumplerdump

Someone who is pretty much an overall annoyance and jerk in the way he/she does things. Also, they don't seem to really know where they are going, and are unfair.

"Gosh...I can't believe he still took that for full credit after the entire class failed...that teacher's such a shrumplerdump!"

"That shrumplerdump! He gives us homework then laughs at us for it! It wasn't even for a good cause!"

by MrEggsalad November 6, 2008

Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

person 1: did you see steph and loren being shrumpettes today at school?

person 2: yeah they hell thought that no one was looking and watching them

person 1: yeeh what a bunch of dirty little shrumpettes.

by Steph bertino. August 25, 2009

Shrumping

sucking cum from between someones toes

They spent the night shrumping everybody in the room

by Jesus MV February 7, 2019