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shnonker

Dude 1: Yo Man you have a massive shnonker!

Dude 2: Whats a shnonker?

Dude 1: A massive nose bro!
by Benjameme May 14, 2019
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Doctor Shrinker

A pejorative term for "small child". Reference to a segment on the 70s television show, Krofft Supershow where a mad scientist shrinks a trio of friends.

Useful for referring to a loud and/or annoying child, or to express one's general distaste for children in general.

Alternate: Shrinker
Quinn: My next door neighbor's Doctor Shrinker was screeching all night last night.

P. Thomas: Man, I'm so glad there are no Shrinkers in my building.
by spamania August 31, 2007
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Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd

The famous massacre of 1857, Ohio, was caused by this masked outlaw, later found creating wide disturbances in the British Government, violently stabbing the prime minister and throwing his body into the Thames causing the Black Plague from the rotting corpse. She later fell in love with an exiled Ninja who taught her how to use her blade with efficiency and power, he loved her so much he named the most lethal techniques after her, thus producing the word Shank, she later died at a ripe age of 103. Her memory lived on with all those that carry knives.
Stabbing a victim before Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd was around was known as Merking, after her teachings its common knowledge that it is Shanking
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shockers

An NCAA Division 1 College located in Wichita, Kansas. School nickmame - "Shockers"
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Gonna watch the Shockers light up Tennessee in the NCAA b-ball tournament"
by Joh Anthony August 16, 2006
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Shiddly Shonkers

If something is so fucking mind blowing that you genuinely feel like your organs are going to combust.
Jim: Goddamn look at her ass

Craig: Shiddly Shonkers
by Definer69er February 15, 2020
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Shlonker

A very long cock
Aka Mandingos twin
I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker.
by King definition April 21, 2015
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Shroner

The mix between a schlong and a boner. A Shroner is a penis that is about 55% erect and it can be anywhere from 6” to 10” in length.
I have the biggest Shroner!
by CoolGuy8 February 5, 2019
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