by DK September 23, 2004
Get the shredded mug.Someone who is intensely ugly, with a face that looks like they attempted to peck a shredder - hence their face looks awful. Can be easily shorted to just "Shredder"
Phil: Hey Joe, check out that really ugly chick!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!
Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!
Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!
by matrixbadger February 16, 2009
Get the Shredder Pecker mug.the place you would rather stick your scrotum than do some thing unpleasant such as: hold your girl friend's purse, make out with your brother, pay your taxes, wiener bump with the guys in the prison shower or blow an elephant with plans to swallow his load.
wife: honey, do you want to watch this dennis quaid movie that i rented?
husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.
husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.
by kc512 February 20, 2010
Get the paper shredder mug.getting a blow job from a woman who has fucked up teeth and leaves your dick shredded. also, it can leave you peeing like a sprinkler.
Tim: OMG, what happened to ur dick?
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!
by Shaman Zimbadway April 8, 2010
Get the cock shredder mug.1. In TMNT II:the secret of the ooze, when super shredder for a milisecond supposedly has red eyes, but it is really invisible to the human eye.
1. "Dude guys the Shredder Red-eye is the scariest part about the TMNT CG Shredder" "Rico your fucking retarded"
by timbo356 April 10, 2007
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Rob: *shudders*....that makes me wanna puke
Rob: *shudders*....that makes me wanna puke
by M5_rocks_my_world November 23, 2010
Get the *shudders* mug.A breakfast cereal made of deliciously toasted wheat fibers, all perfectly weaved into a single bite-sized square.
An iconic symbol of grindxcore, as first proposed by waking the cadaver
An iconic symbol of grindxcore, as first proposed by waking the cadaver
by battletortoise May 12, 2008
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