spasmic gasm

word my drunk dad invented trying to describe to his wife how his food tasted when he got home wasted

Did you make this salad? Well its giving my mouth a spasmic gasm

by danielf October 18, 2007

organ-spasm

A mind-blowing, earth-shaking orgasm so intense that you never forget it. It must be something of a religious experience as most people shout, "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!".

Holy crap Jessie can give great head. That was an organ-spasm I'll never forget.

by james savik September 26, 2006

Crack Spasm

(noun) an unexpected, spontaneous, explosive release of ones inner excitement.

"All we heard was, 'OH YAH!!!!!!' from the other room, i figured my roommate had a crack spasm."

by Ner For Sure April 30, 2009

Anal Spasm

When a fat person farts and their ass proceeds to shake, rattle, and roll.

*fat person farts*
guy 1: eww, did you see that?
guy 2:yeah, that fat guy just had an anal spasm.

by awww gross February 18, 2009

SpasmASM

The result of having a spasm whilst saying the word 'spasm'.

Renee: "Lately, I've been having lots of SpasmASMs -"

Molly: "Woah! Did you just have a spasm whilst saying the word spasm?! God, I have to put this on Urban Dictionary!"

by hyphens_attack October 20, 2011

spasm ninja

Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.

Did I want some, ahh, spasm ninja.? Cam it onething.

by VICERN January 15, 2014

Spasmoidian

Someone who is a spasmoid

My head does not look like a tic tac you spasmoidian

by BigKeno123abc720pHD September 8, 2018