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show me where the axe hit

The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.
Amanda was the first girl to show me where the axe hit her.
by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
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show me your titties

Sentence used in Chapelle's show, while impersonating Rick James.
by luis peter July 29, 2006
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show me yours i'll show you mine

younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'
we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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Show me the birth certificate

A way of saying "prove it." Inspired by how President Obama had to show his birth certificate to prove that he was, in fact, born in America.
Person 1: Dude, Martians just landed on Earth.
Person 2: No way. show me the birth certificate.
by arkemedes June 1, 2011
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Show me my one

Show me my one: When you have beef with someone you ask them for a one on one fight. Or you could also use I want my one
Aye!! Show me my one

Cool!!
by My One March 3, 2015
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Show Me Uranus

The thing you say when you want to look at that sexy planet up in the sky.
Dude, can you Show Me Uranus? I want to know where it is.
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Show me the Way

A characters phrase created by a old vine “why are you runnin” and then animated and 3d designed to make a small enchilada (knuckles) from sonic whose catchphares is “SHOW ME DA WAY” or “WHERE IS THE QUEEN
“Show me the Way” “Spit on the Non Believers!
by Alberto Einstienium January 12, 2018
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