Shoptard

Shoptard (or 'Shoptard) is an individual possessing little to no Photoshop skill or experience, but who claims to be a legend in it. Most Shoptards will, however, seek out training by way of tutorials found on many websites, but their final results are rarely, if ever, anything like the tutorials.

Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.

Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.

A common Shoptard "Creative Process" in action:

"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."

by Undercover2.0 August 23, 2011

Shortboard

A skateboard with the wheels of a longboard. Big wheels on a small - shorter board.

"Dude don't you love my longboard?"
"No, I prefer my shortboard."

by PowderQueen April 5, 2009

shortlands

epic suburban area between beckenham and bromley. quite possibly the next world power. full of very awesome people and great connections to london, sevenoaks, orpington etc. probably safer than your local police station.

"you wanna go to shortlands?"
"where else? xD"
"the empire shall prevail!"

by toast man March 28, 2010

Shorthand

The form of typing in which illiterates type.

Examples of "shorthand" include: u, ur, r, y, wat, dat, skool...

Illiterates type this way & claim it is "shorthand," because they believe it's easier & takes less time to type out than full, proper sentences.

Illiterate: "ya dis is shorthand u lozer ts easier 2 type lyk dis n dont take as long"

by Morava March 9, 2007

Shortarse

A person who is short in stature and is a complete and utter ARSE!

See Nick Williams for an example.

by Mousels January 6, 2005

Shortarm

Pulling your hand inside of your sleeve, and then using that hand to hold a cold beer in order to prevent said hand from getting cold. The result is one arm appearing shorter than the other.

"Hey Phil do you have a can koozie? My beer is way too cold to hold bare handed."

"Why don't you just shortarm your beer?"

"Thanks. This works great!"

by kingdomcome50 April 10, 2010

Shirotard

Narrow-minded or undeveloped, person who is a retarded loser.

"Don't be a shirotard you shirotard!"

by Slumped2G August 11, 2023