short bus

1) An individual whose sexual performance does not meet desired time length standards
2) In fact, reaches minimal time length standards
3) Like, you leave asking questions like, "No seriously, are we done?"

*Note* Does not necessarily imply that the size of the male in question is not satisfactory. A short bus can be big, but it's still short.

1. "Hey dude, how was the ride on the short bus?" "Short."

2. "Did you take a ride on the short bus?" "Yeah, it already came and left."

3. "Hey so I was thinking about banging this guy" "No dude, you do not want to take a ride on THAT short bus."

by ASK.UVIC January 19, 2011

Short Bus

a friendly term used to describe some one that is a little show at catching on to things

Person 1: Dude, thanks for turning in my homework for me.
Person 2: No problem, short bus.

by Matt-fu January 29, 2009

short bus

A hellhole of a job for any sane monkey. A yellow vehicle just asking to have its tires slashed. I mean c'mon I would love to see the bus driver trying to handle about twenty retards laughing and crying and crapping their pants!!!

No Jimmy don't run into oncoming traffic!! The cars don't want to play with you so get back on the short bus!

by Diana and Rachelle May 18, 2004

short bus

What normal people may call.

THE RETARD ROCKET.

Did you see the retard rocket go down the hill, no wonder why they're dumb....they hit so many cars.

by Submerge October 04, 2003

short bus

Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.

Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

short bus

Persons arriving at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in DC

Harvey: Looks like Joe and Kamala are here.
Roger: Why do you think that ?
Harvey: There is a short bus pulling up. It's electric though. So that's good.

by cut the cards February 09, 2023

short bus

retard racer

If u cant figure out wat a short bus is then u should probably be riding on it.

by flash999 September 12, 2009